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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 20:02

No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes