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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 20:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Nintendo Switch 2 launch: GameStop investigating claims of console damage - NBC News

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Brad Pitt Wears a Cobalt Blue Velvet Blazer and Barrel Jeans with Ines de Ramon - instyle.com

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

So they tried

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Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Here are the discounts and free stuff you can get on Father’s Day 2025 - Fortune

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Meta Agreed to Pay up for Scale AI but Then Wanted More for Its Money - The Information

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

I have wasted my 6 years for preparing for a government exam but did not succeed. Now I am 28 years old. What should I do?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes